Favre “retirement” clock ticking. And only 3 years too late.

I used to be a big fan of Brett Favre. For me, the turning point came when he held the Packers hostage with the first of his 46 retirement decisions and how he treated his successor, Aaron Rodgers. If Favre was truly a team player and truly cared about the organization, city and fanbase that was so good to him, he would have looked forward to mentoring someone who has, on his own, become an elite QB.

But he didn’t, and showed for the first of many times over the next 4 years, what a selfish entitled prick he is. His Packers went to the NFC Championship Game, only to see him go “three and out” on every fourth quarter possession and throw an INT in overtime. After the Packers waited for him for months and months, only to move forward without him, he signed with the Jets – a team already on the rise that went 8-3 before Favre suffered an injury that clearly hurt the team’s chances and leaving them to lose 4 of their last 5 games, missing the playoffs. Instead of doing right by the team, Favre continued to play and threw 8 interceptions and only 2 TDs in the last 5 games.

But that wasn’t enough for him. Picking another team on the rise, the Minnesota Vikings, Favre “swooped in” after having surgery and deciding not to play in training camp, Favre somehow had the best statistical season of his career and stayed healthy for the entire season. And no, I bet that steroids had absolutely NOTHING to do with his career year at age 40. Once again, after the already-stacked Vikings made it to the NFC Championship Game, Favre threw an ill advised interception and cost his team the season.

Again.

So this year, when the pattern continued and Favre got off to a bad start along with his 1-3 Vikings, I was waiting for the other shoe to drop and have something conveniently have him call it quits. The embarrassment of his sex scandal (“I don’t do ‘old’” said Stergers), the sudden “elbow tendonitis (insert masturbation joke here) and the prospects of a lost season is tailor made for Favre to start to complain suddenly about his ailments and find a reason to retire before season’s end – in typical selfish “me before team” fashion.

And while he does legitimately have a bad injury now with his foot, this was something that you could have predicted weeks ago. No training camp, a selfish attitude, poor decisions that will ultimately catch up with his team, an aging body and a losing team will make it so that Favre slowly stops showing up at practices, then at games as he may ultimately be “deactivated” and then “retirement”.

Even though he quit on his team weeks ago.

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NFL gets it right on violent hits: better now than after somebody gets killed (literally)

After a disturbing round of ultra-violence during Week 6, the NFL last week announced that “even first-time offenders face suspension for ‘devastating hits’ and ‘head shots.’” Yesterday’s action indicated, in the estimation of several analysts (who appeared to be reading from the same script at times), that the message had been “delivered and received.” Sunday’s games, by comparison to the previous week’s, were relatively civil by NFL standards. The worst hit we saw in Week 7, in fact, occurred when the New Orleans’ Courtney Roby accidentally steamrolled Al Nastaci, a member of the chain gain working the Saints/Browns game.

However, the reaction to the league’s announcement among a number of players, many fans and way too many overpaid pundits needs to be examined. Read More »

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NHL discipline boss just doesn’t get it

I’ve been noting the National Hockey League’s fundamental cluelessness regarding the state of its game for some time now. I suspect I’m not the only one who’s voted with his wallet, either – I’ve spent barely a fraction as much on hockey, as much as I love it, since the league’s impotent response to Todd Bertuzzi’s attempted murder of Steve Moore a few years back, and that isn’t likely to change until the front office gets serious about ridding the game of its gratuitous thuggery.

Now we have more evidence that they still don’t get it. Let’s pose the situation as a multiple choice question.

Q: Which is worse?

a) Taking a blind-side shot at the back of an opponent’s head Read More »

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Is Halladay already a Hall of Famer?

Yes, he’s only played for 13 seasons so far, and yes, I’m a self-described “tough grader” when it comes to who gets my vote. But on the other hand, I’ve always put a highly subjective “does he FEEL like a Hall of Famer when I’m watching his career unfold” test on players – rightfully or wrongfully.

And while Halladay may not quite be a slam dunk just based on his lifetime career totals, he is clearly one of most dominant pitchers of the past decade and should be mentioned in the same breath as Randy Johnson, Greg Maddux, John Smoltz, Tom Glavine and Pedro Martinez. His masterpiece last night and his perfect game earlier in the year serves to show the rest of America what those who were either hardcore fans, Blue Jay fans or American League East fans have known for a long time:

Roy Halladay is a special pitcher.

On Toronto – a team that was never all that good during his tenure, and having to play at least 2 teams every single year that won 90+ games for a very good percentage of his starts. His stats against the Yankees are even better than his stats against everyone else. He was an all star for the 7th time in 12 full seasons this year, will likely win his 2nd Cy Young Award this year to go with one 2nd place finish, one 3rd place finish and two 5th place finishes. He has 3 seasons of 20 wins or more. His 169 wins are twice as many as his losses (number one among active pitchers), he has a lifetime ERA of 3.32, pitching predominantly against the toughest division in baseball for the past decade. His WAR are first or 2nd in 8 years. His 58 complete games are first among active pitchers, and he has led the league 6 times (with one second place finish). And he is routinely amongst league leaders in innings pitched.

He can easily win 300 games with the way he pitches and his relative youth, which would be unheard of after the retirement of Johnson, Maddux and Glavine.

But just as important – he instantly gives his team an excellent chance to win every single time out in a way that few pitchers over the past 15 years have – even the ones with overpowering fastballs.

Maybe his numbers aren’t as gaudy as others on the ballot, but if his career ended this postseason, what is the argument against voting him into the Hall of Fame?

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Derek Jeter, a man of honor and integrity. After the game, anyway.

So Jete admitted, in a post-game interview, what everybody in the world knew except the ump – the pitch hit the bat instead of him. Nonetheless, he hammed it up like an Argentinian striker taking fire from the Grassy Knoll. Fakes his way on base, and later scores.

Since then, I’ve heard all kinds of sports pundits saying good on him, that’s exactly what you do to help your team, etc. (I wanted to choke Mark Schlereth this morning – normally I love the guy, but this was a full-throated opus in praise of foul play). Blah blah blah. I don’t recall any of these folks praising all the divers in last summer’s World Cup, though. Read More »

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If Forced to Choose: Football — or Your Wife or Girlfriend?

Most men who are NFL fans are familiar with this scenario.* You become involved with a woman who’s relieved to finally meet a bright and sensitive guy (assuming you are one). Then she finds out the awful truth: you’re an NFL fan.

But how could he? she wonders. He not only loves the arts, he’s socially conscious. When she tries to reconcile his opposition to our recent wars with the fervor with which he watches this violent sport, her cognitive dissonance gets the better of her.  (The sexes, of course, could be reversed, or the same.)

She resolves to accept the situation, but discovers that she can’t handle the life of a football widow. It’s not long before she’s pressuring you to go out during game-time.

First question: How many games a year, if any, do you give up for her? Incidentally, the answer “Every situation is different” doesn’t count.

Second question: If she decides “I didn’t sign on for this” and insists that you give up all or more of football than you’re willing (I know: this may be a function of a relationship already in trouble), which would you choose: football — or your wife or girlfriend?

*Since I don’t follow college football, I can’t speak to the stresses that watching it places on a relationship.

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9/11 Showdown FSU vs. Oklahoma

I know I’m a week early, but FSU plays lowly Samford tomorrow, so not really much analysis needed for that game.  As you might’ve noticed, I’m an FSU homer.  I grew up in Tallahassee, I graduated from FSU twice, they have more money of mine than any other single source I’m not related to and I’m a lifelong fan.

So I want to examine the chances of FSU upsetting Oklahoma in Norman on September 11.  Now I’ll say right up front, I don’t think it’ll happen.  FSU is on the right track finally, I think, but they aren’t quite there yet, and they probably aren’t ready for No. 7 on the road, particularly defensively.

That being said, I want to talk about how FSU might win.  Again, not likely, but still probably more possible than most people think. Here are the reasons they might win:

1. FSU dominated BYU last year on the road and BYU managed to beat Oklahoma.  FSU should be a significantly better team this year (although Oklahoma should be better, too).  This one is a stretch, logically speaking, but it means that an upset should at least be thought about.

2. FSU’s offense has the possibility of being one of the best, if not the best, in the nation.  Christian Ponder is the best quarterback FSU has had in a decade and one of the best in the nation.  He should have little problem picking apart Oklahoma’s zone, particularly when their CBs are their weakest link defensively. Ponder’s back to full health and he has a strong returning cast around him — 19 of 22 of the two-deep chart are back — that performed very well last season.  There is experience and depth everywhere except receiver and if the talented, but inexperienced, receivers develop quickly, then this team will average over 40 points per game easily.

3. FSU’s defense will be much improved.  The uncertainty of who was in charge is gone.  The lack of discipline is gone.  The injuries are, for the most part, over.  The scheme is improved and the talent was always there. Performance in practice has been superb, which means something since they are lining up against a top-tier offense.  The D won’t stop the Sooners, but it could slow them down enough to allow Ponder to do his thing.

4. New defensive coordinator Mark Stoops brings insider knowledge of his brother Bob’s game plans.  FSU should know more about what Oklahoma’s going to do than any other team they play because of this connection, which could help FSU overcome some talent mismatches by being able to counter the Oklahoma schemes.

5. The element of surprise is with FSU.  No one is expecting too much from FSU and Oklahoma might overlook FSU looking down the road towards bigger things.  Add to that the fact that there isn’t really any existing footage of FSU’s new schemes for Oklahoma to learn from and they really won’t have a great idea of what FSU is going to do.

That being said, here’s why FSU probably won’t win.

1. New head coach, new coordinators, new schemes on both sides of the ball.  Very difficult to execute all of this well in such a short period of time.

2. The defense has a LOT of improvement to do.  They will improve a lot this year, but will it be enough and quickly enough.  Probably not this early.

3. Oklahoma’s Stoops is also familiar with FSU’s Stoops.  Which brother can best figure out what the other will do is a key, Oklahoma’s Stoops has been doing it longer and better.

4. Oklahoma just has more talent, experience and depth across the board.

5. The game is in Norman.

I never pick against my home team, though, so I’ll predict a slight victory for FSU, 35-31, knowing that it’s an unrealistic prediction.  As for tomorrow against Samford, I’m predicting a 52-17 blowout for FSU.

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Media Update from Denver Broncos Training Camp

Denver, 11:53am

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Sometimes Girls Are Better

I have a new heroine.

I’m sitting at the skateboard park in Truckee, California watching a bunch of young kids skating on their boards. After 20 minutes, a group of six teen-age boys show up. These kids are infinitely better doing all kinds of jumps and moves. I’m impressed.

A young girl walks onto the apron of the skating area holding a skateboard. She looks 15 or 16 to me; later, one of the boys tell me her last name is Pearson and she is 16.

She’s dressed in jeans and a plaid shirt. The boys are wearing helmets; she’s not, just a blond pony-tail. She’s standing six feet in front of me, watching the boys, so I get a good look at her. She’s gorgeous—a slightly taller version of Elin Nordgren.

I’m wondering what she must be thinking watching the boys do their tricks—all that male teen-age testosterone going crazy. Is she intimidated? Will she embarrass herself?

She slides gently on her board moving into position to take the first drop. She does it perfectly, then goes up a steep ramp, flips her board, reverses direction and begins sidewalling the walls, doing multiple turns, reverses and flips—everything the boys had tried, but she does it all seamlessly, flawlessly, effortlessly. I’m totally dazzled watching her—her routine is twice as long and complicated as anything the boys had attempted and she is making everything look easy—and then she ends her routine by flipping her skateboard sideways into the air in a double flip and when the board hits the concrete she lands on top of it. By this time, all the boys have stopped skating and are just standing, watching her.

She casually walks over to a picnic table to join her brother and two friends. She is done. The boys are left to contemplate what they have just seen.

I don’t remember any girls like this when I was 16.

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The eye of the Tiger: does Woods have to choose between being a great golfer and a good human being?

Tiger Woods wrapped up the 2010 Open Championship at St. Andrews tied for 23rd and 13 strokes off the pace, “his worst finish at a major in which he completed 72 holes since a tie for 24th at the 2004 PGA.” You might remember that Woods had a little domestic dustup last November, and since then he hasn’t exactly been his old competitive self. For instance, have a look at his post-Tigergate results: Read More »

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