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	<title>Offsides: Dirty Hippie Sports Talk &#187; Gary Bettman</title>
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		<title>NHL discipline boss just doesn&#8217;t get it</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been noting the National Hockey League&#8217;s fundamental cluelessness regarding the state of its game for some time now. I suspect I&#8217;m not the only one who&#8217;s voted with his wallet, either &#8211; I&#8217;ve spent barely a fraction as much on hockey, as much as I love it, since the league&#8217;s impotent response to Todd [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://vancouver.24hrs.ca/Sports/hockey/2010/10/11/15656116.html"><img style="float: right" src="http://vancouver.24hrs.ca/Sports/hockey/2010/10/11/BLOWME256.jpg" alt="" /></a>I&#8217;ve been noting <a href="http://lullabypit.wordpress.com/2007/03/09/what-has-the-nhl-learned-were-about-to-find-out/">the National Hockey League&#8217;s fundamental cluelessness</a> regarding the state of its game for some time now. I suspect I&#8217;m not the only one who&#8217;s voted with his wallet, either &#8211; I&#8217;ve spent barely a fraction as much on hockey, as much as I love it, since the league&#8217;s impotent response to Todd Bertuzzi&#8217;s attempted murder of Steve Moore a few years back, and that isn&#8217;t likely to change until the front office gets serious about ridding the game of its gratuitous thuggery.</p>
<p>Now we have more evidence that they still don&#8217;t get it. Let&#8217;s pose the situation as a multiple choice question.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px"><strong>Q: Which is worse?</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px"><strong>a) Taking a blind-side shot at the back of an opponent&#8217;s head<span id="more-113"></span> in a way that inflicts a concussion, which more and more research suggests poses the threat of long-term neurological damage.</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px"><strong>b) Making an obscene gesture &#8211; specifically, miming the act of fellatio &#8211; at an opponent.</strong></p>
<p>Which is it? Violence resulting in potentially serious and lasting injury, or juvenile locker-room taunting? Hmmm.</p>
<p>The answer is &#8230; trick question. In the mind of the NHL&#8217;s alleged disciplinarian, Gary Bettman, the two are <em>equivalent</em>. In case A, <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nhl/news/story?id=5678839">Chicago Blackhawks defenseman Niklas Hjalmarsson was assessed a two-game suspension for a dangerous head shot</a>. In case B, <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nhl/news/story?id=5678547">Islanders defenseman James Wisniewski drew an identical two-game vacation for impersonating a 7th grader</a>.</p>
<p>No system is ever going to be perfect, especially in a sport where the kinds of behavior to be discouraged include everything from &#8220;social&#8221; offenses like Wisniewski&#8217;s to dangerous, violent conduct like we see nearly every night. I used to officiate soccer, and it griped me to no end that the same penalty &#8211; a yellow card &#8211; applied to both dangerous play and unsportsmanlike conduct (and, in some cases, to procedural offenses such as kicking a ball away in order to deprive the other team of a scoring advantage). So I understand the realities facing officials, rulemakers and league personnel.</p>
<p>But I&#8217;m not asking for a perfect system &#8211; merely one that acknowledges that there&#8217;s a difference between being an asshole and a being a <em>felon</em>.</p>
<p>We don&#8217;t know for sure whether on-ice homicide would inspire greater outrage in Mr. Bettman than, say, mooning the crowd. But we don&#8217;t see any evidence that would tell us which way to bet, do we?</p>
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